I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

(Source: jayygatsby)

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

(Source: beesmygod)

aquus:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

violet-liquour:

✂: post photo of yourself
æ: tell 5 things about your best friend
✌: share 5 things that you really want
♡: share 5 favourite songs
❁: share 5 favourite blogs
✓: tell 5 facts about yourself
♧: share 5 facts about your appearance
☆: share your current mood
✖: something you hate
☼: something you love
ϟ: ask anything

(Source: ftemplet)

istoleonedirection:

Write down the name of the person in the band that you think would date this person [x]

(Source: felinesandfemales)

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(Source: withasideofcatnip)

what am i doing with my life?